Thanks For Nothing & Buy Me More Shit Day

Well now that our first big holiday has come let's talk about it. We learned what Thanksgiving actually was in Andy's class on Wednesday. I thought it would be cool to bring up the TRUE meaning to my family. Why did I do that? My stepmother got all offended and started trying to defend the Pilgrims. I just responded relax, not that serious. So here's my analysis. Americans don't want to be proven wrong. They do not want to accept the fact that a holiday they are celebrating with all this glee and joy, is just an excuse for Americans to stuff their faces and get a day off of work. Don't get me wrong I ate until I thought I would blow up but in the back of my mind, those poor Native AMERICANS (the real first people to be here) were being killed for no apparent reason. The day after is a day that there are tons of sales and it's suppose to be so good to go out and buy stuff for so cheap. It's a lot of bullshit because I went out just to see how it was and the sales were shit. Most places didn't have any type of sale that you wouldn't find on a regular day. But still people were out there buying a bunch of shit that they don't really need just because they thought it wasn't costing them as much to buy it. So that's my analysis on these days and as we can see they definitely relate to the American Way of Life because they're holidays that are full of lies and just another reason for Americans to be greedy, lazy bastards.